None of that matters. Without concrete facts to rely on, Grand Theft Auto diehards have learned to work with scraps, and on the subreddit r/GTA6
, the denizens have been piecing together the puzzle for days. “The VI is too obvious, as the ‘V’ is distinctly different from the very straight ‘I,'” writes one user. “Upon a glance, that definitely says six in Roman numerals, it’s too cheeky to be a coincidence.”
“They’re not going to spoon-feed us. I would say this was the first sign of 6. It’s not a coincidence at all,” adds another.
The discussion goes on and on. One thread on the subreddit is already extolling the virtues of a potential rural Virginian setting for a hallowed franchise that has thus far focused on some of the most iconic, densely populated cities in America. “The Southern portions [of a hypothetical GTA 6 map] can have a Louisiana vibe,” explains the author, who says he’d prefer his hypothetical Ozarkian Grand Theft Auto to be a prequel to GTA: San Andreas, and follow the adventures of CJ’s father. “There can be a mission to take a train from Motor City to Vice City and you defend it from Dukes Of Hazzard KKK types.”
“Oh yeah, and there will be Nixon. You gotta meet Nixon and do ‘special jobs’ for him,” they add.
Elsewhere, you can find GTA lifers spamming the lyrics from John Denver’s West Virginian classic, “Take Me Home, Country Roads.” One enterprising grifter even claimed to have cracked the code. He wrote effusively about how, under analysis, the coordinates actually point to Medellin, Columbia, where Pablo Escobar thrived through the ’70s and ’80s. The administrators of the subreddit quickly swept in to correct the record. That poster was using a doctored screenshot equipped with coordinates that pointed to their ideal setting for a future Grand Theft Auto, like weaponized wishful thinking. “After pointing out the flaw, the OP said they were dylxlexic,” says one member of the mod team, in an interview with IGN.” Just another day of chronic disinformation in the rumor mill.
That moderator, well versed in the theories of the subreddits regulars, says they aren’t sure what to believe about the apparent easter egg. At first, they believed that the dusty backwoods of the rural mid-Atlantic was far too inauspicious to serve as the home for an official GTA 6 tease. It was too random, too small, too weird. But after thinking about it some more, the mod remembered that they were dealing with Rockstar, historically one of the most unpredictable studios in the industry.
“The studio could be trolling us. The fanbase over-analyzes everything, It’s not hard for them to sneak those coordinates into a trailer and be assured that they’ll be found.”
“They’ve done things like this in the past,” they say, considering how many aliens and UFOs are already hidden around Los Santos. “The studio could be trolling us. The fanbase over-analyzes everything, It’s not hard for them to sneak those coordinates into a trailer and be assured that they’ll be found.”
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Another frequent poster is a skeptic. He’s stared at that alleged “VI” long and hard, and hasn’t been able to see what everyone else is seeing. “It looks more like a reversed N or Z,” he says, in an interview with IGN. “The coordinates most likely have something to do with the upcoming GTA Online DLC, which is disappointing, but expected.”
That said, even the most ardent GTA doubters can’t help but theorize on the side. The poster does have their own pet theory. In the future, he explains, maybe Rockstar will make a trip out to those coordinates to emboss a definitive, unambiguous Grand Theft Auto insignia for all to see. “Perhaps they are in cahoots with Google Maps and will request a satellite image update after they have changed the roads in this area,” he explains. “Which would be a really neat tease for GTA VI.”
All of this avoids the most likely scenario — that Rockstar just wanted to have a little fun, and the eventual announcement of the next Grand Theft Auto will materialize in a much more conventional way. My guess is that in the coming years, you will wake up, grab your phone, and find a 90-second announcement trailer already bouncing through your timeline. All of the memories of the Middle Mountain Trail will fade into memory, as the world gets the first glimpse of the game they’ve been waiting for. But Grand Theft Auto zealots are used to these wild goose chases. There is still a vibrant community dedicated to unraveling the mysteries that grip Mount Chilliad in Grand Theft Auto V. (For that matter, we never did find BigFoot in San Andreas.) Those legends, the clues and gestures that teeter between myth and reality, are what makes the GTA franchise so inscrutable. For as frustrating as the misdirection might be, the people on r/GTA6 live for this stuff.
“The fans love Rockstar’s games and want everything out of them, but the company makes this hard to do as they put so much detail and small mysteries that evolve over time,” says the frequent poster. “I think they realized that people really liked them as early as GTA Vice City, where there were conspiracies of Scarface appearing somewhere in that game. Rockstar went full blast [with their crypticness] for the last few games. With how popular they are, it leads to more outspoken theorizing communities, when others are more reserved.”
The mod agrees. They tell me that this Virginia diversion will go down as just another part of the lore. With just a handful of Google Map coordinates, Rockstar is capable of setting their loyalists on fire. “It’ll be a fun thing to look back on in 10 years or so,” they say. By then, the subreddit will have likely moved on to the next urban legend.
Luke Winkie is a writer and former pizza maker in Brooklyn. Follow him on Twitter.